Shirley a DAWG

I’m more than disgusted with Oregon fans, bored with WSU fans, and am getting irritated with fans that live in California (and for you that live in Cali, ill be posting this in Spanish so you can read it). Thursday the Montlake Monsters pick up a heck of a recruit that goes by the name of Josh Shirley, a LB/DE that weighs in at 6’3″ 230 benches 355 and run a 4.5. But the catch is with this kid is that he kind of, maybe, just a little, perhaps have had something to do with stealing a purse.  This coming a day after the release of Middleton who was given the boot for smoking a little dope or crack or something they didn’t say but I’m sure it was one of the two.  So, ridiculously retarded fans from the rest of the PAC-10 like to chime in with comments that are simply, well, WSU’s standard of education. Comments like Oregon fans saying things like another criminal for UW. Oh, I’m sorry but obviously pot does affect the memory, how many Ducks were arrested this offseason? UCLA fans are talking about us getting their sloppy seconds, and I’ll post this in Spanish so UCLA fans will be able to read this: Slicko Ricko iso youro heado coacho (google translation rocks).

But the final conclusion is this Shirley will be skating on a thin line with Sark and Neuhweasel can’t afford the persona of recruiting nothing but thugs on his squad.  It truly is a win win for both teams. And i do have to end on this random note: You cant spell C-CK SUCKER with out O.

GO DAWGS.

  1. July 24, 2010 at 6:05 am

    The nice thing about the purse issue, is that he was only around when it happened. He did not partake in what happened, and was even released without bail, while the other two had $20,000 bails. The Huskies were well into the recruiting process up until signing day this fall and were devastated when he did not choose UW. I have to think that UCLA was trying to take a hard stance on this issue, and I feel took one to hard with Shirley. However, this is a great pick up for the Dawgs, and I’m sure we’ll see Shirley on the field this coming season. Bow Down!

  2. July 24, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Will Shirley start right away? No, but he will play and play often. My prediction is that Shirley will be starting by the end of the year. He is the pass rusher that the Dawgs currently don’t have, and has the size and speed to be an instant impact. It’s not just the straight line speed, which he does have, but his burst off the line is dynamic. And by all accounts, he seems to be a good kid. His Facebook page, which is a shallow indication of character, is devoid of “thug speak” and he really comes across as a down to earth kid. Greg Biggins of ESPN, who has a far better understanding of the kid, was totally surprised by Shirley being even remotely involved, and considers the move “low risk” for UW.

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